Random on OKCupid: I would love to meet you ( Read more... )

Today's winner in the inbox:

"I write real good. Same with spelling and grammar."

Spelled and punctuated exactly as the OP posted it:

"i am easy going , laid back , single ,adventurous ,told i' can be funny and whitty..."

Why yes, Domly McDom, I'd be ever so happy to go to bed with your wife whom I've never met. Nothing gets me hotter than being procured by someone's husband to sleep with someone who has no idea what to do with a girl in bed and who looks like every other conventionally pretty Jill at the mall. Oh and, last I checked, lesbianism was not a kink.